Day 26: Distance hiked: Zero. Final day of Trail Days. I went and saw Jennifer Pharr Davis (trail name: Odyssa) speak on how she set the speed record for the Appalachian Trail (she completed the AT in just 45 days if I remember correctly). She was both funny and inspiring. I then joined in the Hiker Parade midday which involved thousands of current and past thru-hikers parading down the main streets of Damascus while the entire town bombarded them (us) with water balloons, water from hoses, water from squirt guns, water from anywhere (even buckets). Water came from third story windows, rooftops, senior citizens with SuperSoakers, you name it. Meanwhile, us hikers were attempting to catch what balloons we could for a counter-attack -- ricocheting balloons off shutters to go into third story windows, drilling little kids and senior citizens, the works. All in all, it was a few miles of good wholesome fun. That day I also caught up with some hikers I knew (Wounded Knee, Kicking Wing, and Camel) and then at night went to "tent city" and played cards and chatted it up with L & L (Dan and Rachel) and Rabbit. It was a real pleasure to see them all again (L & L were the ones who took the picture of my dad and I on Springer Mountain on Day 1).
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| 2012 Thru-hikers getting ready to parade |
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| Parading |
Day 27: Distance hiked: 18.3 miles. Trail magic again. Dan, Rachel, and Rabbit offered to drive me all the way back to Sam's Gap (to the precise point where I left the trail three days prior). It was perfect. (If they had not done that, I would have been scrambling all over for rides/shuttles/taxis--you name it--to get there.) After they dropped me off around 11 AM, I immediately set to hiking and summitted Big Bald (a huge mountain with a meadow on top) around 2:30 PM. Big Bald was absolutely beautiful and I ate Doritos and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups at the summit as promised (I promised the group that dropped me off that I wouldn't eat my tasty treats until the top). I ended the day late (around 8 PM) at No Business Knob Shelter. When I arrived, I saw Fire Cup was also there so I got to catch up with him as well. Great day.
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| Dan, Rachel, and Sarah dropping me off at Sam's Gap |
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| View from Big Bald |
Day 28: Distance hiked: 23.3 miles. I got up at 6 AM and Fire Cup and I departed the Shelter headed to Erwin, TN. We arrived at the Erwin hostel around 9:15 AM and being that I was at a place that had snacks, I felt the need to indulge. I sat around for an hour and a half drinking Pepsi and eating a bunch of candy before pushing on. Fire Cup planned on staying the day in Erwin so I said farewell to him and started across the bridge out of Erwin around 10:45 AM. Some highlights of the day included seeing several wild turkeys, a place called Beauty Spot, and Unaka Mountain (the top had a very cool pine forest). This was also the day I did some calculating and figured out that the only way I could meet my family on schedule in Harper's Ferry (on June 23rd) was to average 20.3 miles a day for the next 34 days straight. The hikers I was with and some others said it would be impossible. Little did they know, that's exactly what I needed to hear. I hiked 23.3 miles to Cherry Gap Shelter that day...(the naysayers must have forgotten about cruise control).
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| Coming into Erwin (Erwin way down below) |
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| View from Beauty Spot |
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| Pine Forest atop Unaka Mountain |
Day 29: Distance hiked: 23.7 miles. I left Cherry Gap Shelter early in the morning and was doing great (Little Rock Knob was hard, but no problem) until Roan Mountain. Roan Mountain was the last peak over 6000 ft until New Hampshire. It was a tall, pain-in-the -you-know-what mountain to climb and it did not make it any easier that the second I set foot on it, it began to pour down rain. I finally summitted the beast and, of course, near the cold, foggy, top, the rain let up just in time for my slippery rock, wet descent (would have been wet either way but a little sunshine on the way up could have given me some hope). The trail after Roan Mountain was absolutely gorgeous -- a few grassy balds and thick rich meadows. I really enjoyed that part of the trail and made it to Overmountain Shelter, a 20 person capacity barn with upper and lower floors looking over a great vista (really cool place to stay) that night.
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| View from Little Rock Knob |
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| Fireplace from late 1800s Cloudland Hotel atop Roan Mountain |
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| Pine Forest after Roan Mountain on the way to the Balds |

Day 30: Distance hiked: 21.8 miles. Left Overmountain Shelter and really enjoyed Little Hump Mountain and Big Hump Mountain (two Balds). I could see for miles and miles up there. I also realized that the reason I enjoy balds so much (the mountains, that is) is because as I climb them I can see where I am headed and that undoubtedly makes the long climb easier (It's the same with push-ups. If you know how many you have to do, no problem. If someone says "start" and makes you keep doing them until that same person says "stop," the mind seems to fail much sooner than the body would have had it known what exact number to push toward. Mind tricks, mind tricks). Contrarily, while climbing some of those other wooded mountains it's like climbing a Penrose Staircase (will it ever end!!! Did Escher create this mountain!!!! That all goes through my head at times). Anyway, it's great to see the summit I am climbing toward and then arrive at it. That's why I like balds. Midway through the day I arrived at Mountain Harbor Hiker Hostel and spent an amazing three hours there. I did laundry, showered, ate a pizza, had four Pepsi's, ate a Snickers Bar, and watched the movie Predator with the other hikers. Does life get any better than that? I mean come on, TWO Governors in one movie? Haha. I left the hostel feeling great and with my stomach full, I was ready to charge on another 12 miles or so to the next hostel. As soon as I left the hostel it started to rain but I didn't care. All was wonderful and my full stomach did me wonders. I had more energy during the latter half of the day than I had yet to have on the trail. If it weren't for the sun setting, I would have plowed on another 12 miles on top of the 22. Some more highlights of that day were seeing another turkey, a grouse, and two deer. The two deer were drinking from a stream only about 20 ft from me. Pretty cool.


Day 31: Distance hiked: 20.5 miles. May 24th marked my 10th Anniversary as a commissioned Officer in the Navy. What's cool about that is that since I've already been selected for promotion, one day I'll just wake up in the woods and be like, "All right, just got promoted..." Awesome. So anyway, I left the Vango and Abby Memorial Hostel where I stayed the night before (pretty cool place) and trekked about 12 miles through the woods until I got to Black Bear Lodge. Black Bear Lodge was amazing! Once again, I hit lunch hard (I won't get into all the ice cream sandwiches, Philly cheese Steaks, etc) and left the hostel feeling amazing. Good thing I had all that energy because Pond Mountain was no joke. It was about 2000 ft straight up followed by 2000 ft straight down (great way to end a 20 mile day). Laurel Fork Falls were also cool (right before the ordeal that was Pond Mountain) and I ended up working out a deal with Black Bear Lodge so that they'd have a shuttle waiting for me as I exited the trail at RT 321. So that's where I sit right now, Black Bear Lodge, belly full, showered, laundered, and on the computer. And guess what? Tomorrow is the first day of close to level (only plus or minus 400 ft elevation) after the initial climb out of the area (about 2000 ft up). I'm smelling a new personal distance record in the making....still think I can't average 20.3 miles a day for 34 consecutive days? Bring It.

So that's how my last few days went but I want to say a few more things about trail peculiarities:
Number 1: Hikers are always trying to reduce what they have (the less we have, the less weight we have to carry mountain after mountain). This is in total opposition to the real world. Instead of, "What can I buy to make me happy?", hikers are thinking, "What can I get rid of to make me happy?" It's an interesting and somewhat refreshing way to live.
Number 2: Once again, in total opposition to the real world, hikers are always looking for the food with the MOST calories. I find myself thinking, "Hmm, for lunch I'll have that bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups draped over that gallon of ice cream. Oh, and can you stick 12 Snickers Bars in there for me?. Ok, thanks. Oh wait, please spread peanut butter and honey all over that as well. What is that over there? A glass of lard???? Ok, give me that, I need to wash all this down!" Pure craziness, but starting to be fun.
Number 3: Trail Design. I'm pretty sure whoever designed the Appalachian Trail favored the path of MOST resistance. I envision a guy standing at the top of a mountain thinking, "Hmm, I'm on top of a mountain right now and the next place to go is that town over there. Go directly toward it? Nah. Let's go over those other three mountains in the distance, circle around, use that valley over there like a half-pipe, and then send them into and out of some gaps just to piss them off. Perfect." That being said, like any abusive relationship, I'm so whipped at this point I may actually defend the trail design and it's unrelenting perseverance to crush us hikers into total obedience. At this point I might even go up and down the same mountain 10 times so long as a new white blaze showed up in front of my face.
Ok, that's it for now. I foresee a big day tomorrow....